GK: Massimo Taibi - You know you're a bad goalie when you make a nazi-saluting, coke addled Australian look good.
LB: Lee Martin - To score the winning goal in an FA Cup final and still sink into obscurity just smacks of carelessness to me.
RB: Clayton Blackmore - If he was as good as his name he'd've been rubbish. But he couldn't even reach those lowly heights.
CB: David May - But he probably wont.
CB: William Prunier - Managed two whole games for the club. One of them a 4-1 defeat to Spurs. Says it all really.
LM: Jordi Cruyff - Living up to his father was always going to be difficult so Jordi instantly removed the Cruyff from his shirt. He fooled no one. Least of the defenders he was up against.
RM: Karel Poborsky - Scored a cracking goal in the European Championships, but if John Jensen has taught us anything it's that one Euro goal does not a good player make.
CM: Kleberson - Rumour has it Fergie was after another player with the same name. If I was about to spend £6m I'd check the guy could kick a ball first.
CM: Eric Djemba-Djemba - If you've got the same name twice people are going to pay attention to you. Try and make sure you can play football then.
CF: David Bellion - He was poor at Sunderland. Why would that make him good at Man Utd?
CF: Diego Forlan - No matter how many times he scored against Liverpool he was still cack.
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