Adebayor or Hitler: Who is Wurst?

Originally posted on 606, re-posted here due to it's rather offensive content about chilis I presume)

Emmanual Adebayor and Adolf Hitler are very different people. One is the most evil man ever to walk the face of the planet, whose very existence has caused pain to millions of families across the world and is only counterbalanced by the ultimate force of good; Al from Die Hard whereas the other one is Hitler.

I'm joking of course. However if you had to say who you hated more right now who would it be?
Now let's look at the pros and the cons for them both:

Hitler - Pros
Vegetarian (which is a pro because it enables him to determine the strength of chilis just by the colour and size - very handy)
Banned Fox Hunting
Looks like Charlie Chaplin

Cons
Invaded Poland bringing about the most violent and destructive war of all time.

Adebayor - Pros
He's got a nice smile.
Scores goals.

Cons
Kicks people in the face.
Causes anger amongst opposition fans.
Greedy.
May or may not know his chillis.

So there you have it Hitler has less cons and more pros. This is as close as conclusive proof as your average 606er can cope with, without having some kind of embolism.

But the real choice is yours.

Who is worse or indeed wurst (which is German for worse, or possibly sausage, I'm not sure.)

Adebayor - Vote 5*
Hitler - Vote 1*

I would have to say the only way I could forgive Ade is if he came out the press and said "There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then: a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that."

But then Adebayor is no Morgan Freeman is he? He's barely even Denzil Washington.

Sod 'em then

Once again I have been banned from 606. My favourite part is that they give no explanation for it but they have sent an email saying my profile, only recently approved by the mods, was 'off-topic' this is a profile in which I stated I was Arsenal born and bred. This has led me to believe the BBC 606 boards are not a sports forum at all but instead are in fact a forum for the brainwashing of young minds.

I think the BBC believe if they can attract enough 16 year olds they will be able to mould them into non-offensive, humourless adults by the twin threats of pre-moderation and banning. In this way they can create the next generation of bland, safe broadcasters and the BBC will never have to go through the Brand/Ross debacle ever again.

The future is dull the future is beige.

Thanks for all the support but I'm afraid I can no longer be arsed with trying to get back on 606. I will probably keep scanning the boards (it beats doing real work) but I shall no longer be infesting the boards with my evil, subversive filth.

I will keep posting it here and on Dave's blog though. Incidentally did anyone notice that they said that both JJG and DP's comments were unacceptable? What did Dave ever do? Well apart from all the xenophobia, ignorance and condoning of violence masquerading as British grit? I always thought that was the BBC's core values.

And just to finish off this ill-focused rant: who exactly does necrophilia offend anyway? The dead? Well fuck them.

A Not Entirely Shocking State Of Affairs

Well I went and did it, I got banned from the BBC's 606 boards.

How it took them so long I will never know. Anyway I am hoping I'll be able to return, my first attempt got instantly banned too so hopefully the third one will stay. (I've still got some way to catch up with Gross_is_God, who made it up to about 24 accounts I believe) . Any way if I get banned again I'll give up and only post on here and of course Dave Pundit's blog.

Dave too is banned so this weeks predictions will go up on his blog and I'll use my new account to post a link to them, then next week I'll go about setting up Dave Pundit 2: Pundit Harder.

Anyway back to posting non-offensive rubbish in an attempt to escape pre-mod.

***edit***

3rd attempt has been banned now. Maybe I'll try again tomorrow. Anyway cheers for all the appreciation threads, some of them even lasted long enough to get comments!