Hello, I'm "Honest" Wayne, and I sell cars. Now I know what you're thinking, 'he's a scouser' but despite this I am honest really. I live in Manchester now so it's alright.
Aaaaah! What was that was it a bomb? Quick everyone on the floor! Sorry, sorry false alarm. God, I'm embarrassed now. I'm just a bit y'know nervous.
Anyway, you're probably here to buy one of my cars. Why don't you have a look around see if anything takes your fancy. I've got a 60 year old Fiat out there. Looks like an old banger but she's a beautiful ride.
Do you fancy a cup of tea? I'll pop the kettle on. Aaaaaaargh! I tripped over the table leg. You saw it didn't you? It's leg was jutting out and tripped me up. Yeah I know it's now four foot away Ii must've pushed it when I tripped.
Anyway, what are you looking for? Just a cheap run around? Well I've got just the thing. It's an M reg Nissan Micra. Yours for £8000 and I'll chuck in the spare wheel for free. Hey! Where are you going? Come back! I'm honest, me.
Aaaaargh! I've fallen over again. I swear it must have been an earthquake or something. Honest.
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4 comments:
Once again another un funny failed attempt at humour by this failure of a blog writer. (if there can be such a thing as a good one) Stop being so bitter your sad excuse of a goalkeeper took him out just because your players dive dosnt mean other teams players do it was a clear penalty and you useless excuss of a team throw away the best chance they had of catching up with us for the season. Tottenham for the league specialy now Chelsea cant strenghen.
You don't post anything for months and this muppet's still stalking you.
It is a little strange. Still at least I know someone will read my posts no matter how long I'm away.
He must really love my work.
Dont flatter yourself JJG first time I check on here for months and it happens to be when you posted your first post in ages and as per typical it is rubbish.
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