Originally posted on 606, re-posted here due to it's rather offensive content about chilis I presume)
Emmanual Adebayor and Adolf Hitler are very different people. One is the most evil man ever to walk the face of the planet, whose very existence has caused pain to millions of families across the world and is only counterbalanced by the ultimate force of good; Al from Die Hard whereas the other one is Hitler.
I'm joking of course. However if you had to say who you hated more right now who would it be?
Now let's look at the pros and the cons for them both:
Hitler - Pros
Vegetarian (which is a pro because it enables him to determine the strength of chilis just by the colour and size - very handy)
Banned Fox Hunting
Looks like Charlie Chaplin
Cons
Invaded Poland bringing about the most violent and destructive war of all time.
Adebayor - Pros
He's got a nice smile.
Scores goals.
Cons
Kicks people in the face.
Causes anger amongst opposition fans.
Greedy.
May or may not know his chillis.
So there you have it Hitler has less cons and more pros. This is as close as conclusive proof as your average 606er can cope with, without having some kind of embolism.
But the real choice is yours.
Who is worse or indeed wurst (which is German for worse, or possibly sausage, I'm not sure.)
Adebayor - Vote 5*
Hitler - Vote 1*
I would have to say the only way I could forgive Ade is if he came out the press and said "There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then: a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that."
But then Adebayor is no Morgan Freeman is he? He's barely even Denzil Washington.
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Seriously, you're the only person who checks this blog everyday.
You must be my no 1 fan.
No he's definitely a no. 2
Looks like your skill of being really unfunny has spread to your readers. I thought you had finally figured it out and done the right thing when you didnt make a new post for months but damn it your back again so I have to put you in your place you unfunny man.
And how bitter can oneclub get? He left you for a better team and scored a fair goal to beat you now get over it.
JJG, always a pleasure to read. Usually check with fingers crossed.. And nothing for months, then three in quick succession! I must agree though Gross is obsessed with you. Maybe think about a restraining Order? Are you a gooner in disguise me ol' Mucker?
Gross, double standards.. Our fans were a disgrace, remember Portsmouth - A certain song - A certain Sol Campbell.
Tin Pot Club, Well atleast we don't play our games at a tin pot, Shite Hart Lane - What a dump.
If you must know though Gross, I love you and find you amusing. who actually laughs like 'BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA' I Mean honestly..
Do you have a blog, would be nice to read what an illiterate child like yourself can muster up!
Ah gross_is_god, thanks for putting me in my place.
See I thought you'd like an article that was gently mocking the Arsenal fans' over-reaction to the Adebayor incident. But thankfully you've been able to correct me and point out that I am in fact bitter about the whole incident.
I wish I could be more like you, completely sane and rational and not at all angry, bitter and obsessed. How you've managed to remain so balanced in the face of Arsenal's continual dominance over Spurs I'll never know.
You, sir, deserve a medal of some kind.
More unfunny replies from the twats that are Arsenal fans. Sad sad sad people. No John I am not obsessed with you but it is amusing to shoot you down with every rubbish unfunny post you make.
Maybe I should make my own blog just to show you how its done but then I realised I have a life.
And about the Campbell incident none of the chants were out of order just because people are so PC in this country they took hanging from a rope to be racist and not realise it means Judas so we should of never had anything come our way about that but for some reason it did. You lot on the other hand almost caused a riot and injured an innocent steward just because a player to good for your club scored against you.
I was bored so decided to make one you numpties. Anyway why do I keep getting deleted from 606 yet the twat blue_thru_n_thru or whatever his name is I forget never get banned despite being the worst wum in history all I did was tell the truth.
Oi Jenson or anyone here with a 606 can you make an article on 606 linking to my blog please. I would but im banned on sight now days. TIA.
Gross mate, everything you write is about Arsenal, look at both your blogs both on Arsenal, nothing on Tottenham, you don't love football, you purely love Arsenal fans and their team.
you are in denial, Nice rude boy picture with your hood up. 19 ey, not suprised.. Bloody teenagers. Grow up you little turd.
Ah dear, I'm not that old, And i just ain't to bothered to have a picture on here. How can you say your better looking with your hood up and head down, your obviously embarrassed to let people see your face. I don't think im to worried about you looking better as it just isn't true, I for starters have dress sense.
Yes we cheated our way to winning things, Well atleast we have a real history of winning things. Do you even know what it feels like to see your team win a meaningful competition, or even reach the final of a meaningful competition, Tottenham have won very little in your 19 yrs, in comparison to what Arsenal have done!
You say constantly make a fool of me, I'm yet to see you do that once, child
You are old enought o waffle on like some old manw ho has just lost his slippers. Old enough for me to know I could out pace you and out skill you in a one on one game of footy and im a goalkeeper so stop moaning old man and get yourself to bed.
You can see ym face just not my eyes idiot because I dont want every knowing who I am, hardly being ashamed. I very much doubt you are better looking, you will have way to many wrinkles by now and better dress sense? All you can see is my hoody so fuck knows how you came to that conclusion.
Typical glory hunting Arsenal fan. Does 5-1 not ring a bell to you? Does the fact we won something in the last five years while your new stadiums trophy cabinet is looking a little bare isnt it.
Last time we won the FA cup who was it we knocked out? Ah yes it was Arsenal but that was around the time Arsenal didnt do much so I wouldnt expect a glory hunting fan like you to know that.
Arsenal have cheated there way to ever success they have and they are carrying it on with the likes of Eboue and eduardo and then when someone takes a tumble against you such as Rooney vs Campbell you bleat on about it for years! Hypocrites.
I make a fool of you with every post but you are just to stupid to realise. Time to put you down old man.
actually when i read JJG and GIG i think it s the same person,double personality,one is funny,clever and intelligent the other is boring ,not funny and a total idiot :)
JJG is bore with blogger and his brain create this fictional person as GIG to challenge him but fell to live up
what are you going on about you sad little man? Dont even try and offend me by saying I am anything like JJG let alone the same person. Go drink some bleach.
why wont you answer my emails you coward
Because you saying 'you suck' is not a question, therefore it doesn't require a reply. Plus I have no desire for you to have my email address. I get enough spam as it is.
Oh dont get in a hissy fit just because I gave you some constructive critiscm. It was really not very funny dont go into something where you are very open bashings if you cant take it. Also your beard isnt even that good.
You're the one who got all upset because I didn't reply to your emails. I understand you didn't get the affection you needed as a child but I'm afraid I'm not in a position to be your surrogate father.
But I'll give you the pleasure of a reply just to stop your whining: I know you think I suck, it's one of the things that suggests to me I'm doing something right. I'd be far more worried if you liked the stuff I did. The day I appeal to you is the day I give it all up.
Is that a promise? Oh well in that case I think your stuff is brilliant, the way you keep going on about your beard is just so original and your blog has me in stitches of laughter.
Why thank you. I knew you'd have to admit it eventually. You're my number one fan.
Whatever you want to think I dont care its now time for to give it all up as promised take down those youtube videos and delete this blog you got no need for any of it anymore dont worry I will take over with my blog and maybe il make some youtube videos but mine will actualy be funny and I wont make constant rubbish jokes about a rubbish ginger beard.
Anyways I will miss you JJG shame to see this go but you did promise so deleting it is the only option.
I found your site on technorati and read a few of your other posts. Keep up the good work. I just added your RSS feed to my Google News Reader. Looking forward to reading more from you in the future!
-james
Another boring whoney gooner with no sense of humour. Typical
http://grossisgod.blogspot.com/2009/12/merry-christmas-john-jensons-goal.html
oi u unfunny backstard its my birthday wheres my happy birthday from my favourite un funny stupid goon
I love it.....Gross is God still goign strong.......
Listen - Im back on 606 as "One Messy Badger".......you still rocking on 606?
No they ban me on sight now. Link everyone to my blog please instead.
Why dont you try writing something funny for once.
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