0 mins: After losing the toss Robbie Keane wheels around, arms aloft, to appeal the decision.
5 mins: Ref tells Eboue that the two teams used up their quota of derby goals in the last match and no matter what happens the match will end 0-0.
6 mins: Eboue thinks 'the shops are open 'til 5 on a Sunday, if I get sent off I can still get the missus a Valentine's Day card.'
20 mins: Ledley King staggers onto the pitch holding a rifle and shoots Gael Clichy in the head. Causing him to require treatment from the physio. The Spurs fans chant 'Same old Arsenal, always cheating.'
45 mins: Ref blows for half time. Robbie Keane wheels around, arms aloft, to appeal the decision.
60 mins: Eboue, having been sent off and nipping to the shops, returns with a bag of pick 'n' mix. Wenger is furious, he didn't get any cola bottles.> > 81 mins: Niklas Bendtner does something quite good. Everyone is stunned.
90 mins: Ref blows for full time. Robbie Keane wheels around, arms aloft, to appeal the decision.
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